March 2012
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Ted's speech to Stella
Ted: You picked the wrong guy.
Stella: Ted.
Ted: You picked the wrong guy. You made a really, really, really bad choice. what were you thinking? That guy?? Are you kidding me? Have you learned nothing in the last 8 years? You’re just going to regret this, you know that right? You are going to regret this, and now there is nothing you can do about it because it is too late. All you can do now is go up there and start your crappy disappointing life that will never be nearly as happy as the one you could have had with me. Goodbye.
Stella: Ted wait-
Ted: Look stella, I am not here to win you back. I am here bc I need to know that you know, that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
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I will do a lot to get laid, but I am NOT going to New Jersey.
– Ted (via katiefuckingfitch-)
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How I Met Your Mother just puts me in a fabulous...
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WHY CANT I HAVE TOTALLY AWESOME ENCOUNTERS AND...
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Actually Frank
Frank
it was her right titty
but Gerard
it was a BEE, Gerard!
on her titty
Wait Frank
how big was her jug, Frank?
how big were her jugs?
fags
she knows
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