December 2011
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
Why can't I be skinny?
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reblogging for the last one, honestly. oh my godddd Pan lollllll
mah phan boy its just chillin
que...
heyheywearealloncocaine:
am i gay?
no of course not
but i make out with guys on stage
which is kinda gay
im getting married
to a woman
brendon stop talking to yourself you woke up bronx
yeah you woke me up
I don’t want to impress you but, I can cook 2...
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Today in my biology class we were talking about...
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When I'm in the car with my mom after grocery...
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Her: ”Can’t you wait until we get home?”
Me:
That one friend who tells the whole class I'm the...
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That awkward moment when you think you know...
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When your friends are all out and you're at home...
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Girls that purposely talk in a baby voice.
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When you haven't seen someone for a long time and...
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